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Sorry about not updating in a while, but I honestly haven't had anything to update with, nor have I had the time. I've been so busy since highschool started, it's so hard for me to do these things since I'm not on summer break anymore.
School has started. Oh boy, being a freshmen in highschool! How fun. The classes are long, the highschoolers can get too rowdy, and overall, I feel out of place. I'm sure it's just a feeling that will blow over, but I sure hope so. I'll be trying my best to upload various sketches and such when I can, but sometimes I may not be able to do so. I go to bed early now, so that I could get my beauty sleep and maybe feel more refreshed in the morning.

So! Moving on to my next point in this journal.
My grandmother is sick. Like, really sick. Recently she had fallen as she was walking to go to the garden and tripped and fell. She fractured her hip and hurt her shoulder, and overall she hasn't been able to get up and walk in forever.
She went to the doctor, and has had to go through 2 surgeries. Today I found out that she had been putting too much pressure on her other hip (since the one she hurt has been too painful to put pressure on), she has hurt both of them now. The ambulance was called, and it came and wheeled her away.
I found out today that she has pneumonia. She's very sick, and it's not very good.
Please, whether you have a religion with prayers or not, please, send a good wish this way. I love my grandma, and I don't know what I'll do without her.
Well, It's about time for me to go to bed.
Good night, and thank you all for reading.

Dear Anna ( )
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand the middle east. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break the incarnation as an eskimo.

Go burn, Brooke




1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - F*** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

~Fill it out yourself!~


Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your name-




1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - F*** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

I kept trying and trying to post a journal on Saturday and Sunday to tell you guys that I returned, but It just wouldn't work.
So, here we go! I'm back from vacation.
It was a week of totally awesome craziness.
But it was so much fun!
I will spare you guys the details. There's so much that happened, that I couldn't even know where to begin.
Not to mention no one wants to hear about someone's fun times.
So anyways, I'm back! Proceed to party!

Today I'm going to the beach for a week. I will be gone until July 14th. So, see you all later ! (:

1. Name: brooke
2. Nickname(s): brookie, brookster, Bug, weedle
3. Birthday: october 24th
4. That makes you: why don't you check my ass
5. Where were you born: nc
6. Location right now: living Room, sitting on my ass in front of the computer doing this meme
7. Shoe size: 11-12
8. How many piercings?: nah. i used to have my ears pierced though
9. Tattoos?: no
10. When you wake up you're: almost dead
11. When your about to sleep you're: wanting peace from this evil
12. Zodiac sign: scorpio
13. Chinese sign: ox
14. Righty or Lefty: righty
15. Innie or Outie: innie
16. School: suck my imaginary dick

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: american??
18. Hair colour: brown
20. Weight: fuck off
21. Height: 5'8ish
22. Braces? no
23. Glasses? nope

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? i'm ridin' solo bitches
25. If so, who? a nice somebody named "no one"
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? kinda
27. Who has a crush on you? probably no one because i have no friends //cries//
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?  that's dumb. why would i cheat on my bf when i've never had one
29. Who was your first kiss: i still have mine and i plan to until i meet my special someone
30. Who was your last kiss: my cat's face
31. Are you a virgin? hell yeah virgin power
32. Ever had a threesome before? why
33. ???????
34. Have you ever been in love? duh
35. Broken any hearts? maybe so
36. Got your heart broken?plenty of times
37. Ever liked a friend? of course
38. What happened? stop asking questions

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? none //forever alone//
40. How many were serious enough to count:  0
41. Who were those serious ones: no body
42. ????????
43. What made them different: stop
44. What happened: why
45. Best boy/girlfriend: I'M ALONE DAMMIT sobs
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: NO..........
47. Ever been kissed: FOR THE LAST TIME
48. Who do you want back: my popsicle i just ate
49. Who do you regret: i regret painting my nails too deep of a purple
50. Why?: because it didn't dry as light as i wanted it to

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: oh god please i have too many favorite songs.
52. Movie: either Blades of Glory or Coneheads
53. Food: chicken wings oh god
54. Drink: pepsi
55. Store: uh...
56. Television show: glee dsklajaklsjdka
57. Holiday: halloween
58. Book: the hunger games trilogy??
59. Ice cream: edy's slow churned chocolate chip cookie dough. sdkfjkaljf
60. Sweets: gummy bears!!
61. Crisps: sourcream and onion chips!!
62. Type of music: rock, electro, pop...
63. Artist: obv. and
64. Word: poop, shit, butts, dicks, fuck, and titties
65. Time of day: night
66. Dressing: ranch?
67. Alcoholic drink: i ain't drinkin' mo suckra
68. Colour(s): i love rainbow :3
69. Piece of clothing: my "LIKES BOYS" shirt <3
70. Character: Kurt from Glee, Dave from Homestuck, Rainbow Dash from MLP...
71. Smell: cherry jello as you pour it into the bowl and put it into the fridge. KSJDLJSDSDS
72. Shampoo: aussie?
73. Soap: dove?
74. Smiley: 8D
75. Board game: monopoly
76. Sport: fuck sports
77. Number: 69 lol
78. Quote: "Noisy slippery wet flaws on an endless trip across my pantaloonies"
79. Animal: oh god i have so many favorite animals. tigers...wolves...
80. Actor: chris colfer duh
82. Vegetable: are pickles a vegetable?? if not, corn.
83. Fruit: fuckin' apples and oranges
84. Place to be: sittin' on my bed in my room jammin' to music as i draw
85. Thing in your room: my kurt poster
86. Gum: juicy fruit bitches
87. Shape: dodecahedron
88. Country: america fuck yeah
89. Mall: we only have like one here
90. Car: i don't give a shit about transportation but i do love 1995 volkswagen beetles...
91. Boy's name: i have no clue
92. Girl's name: why there's so many
93. Family member: my dad
94. Restaurant: olive garden
95. Movie place: um...
96. Person to go to the movies with: someone i want to go to the movies with???
97. Noise: steel drums :3
98. Brand of shoe: converse
99. Brand of clothing: uh....
100. Body part of a chicken: wings
101. Swear word: dick, shit, fuck, ass...
102. Month: bitch please
103. Possession: it's hard to say.
104. Team:  fuck sports
105. Season: fall/spring
106. Radio station: fuck the radio
107. Magazine: entertainment
108. Favourite grade: bitch i ain't even through HIGHSCHOOL yet
109. Least favourite grade: GOD DANGIT.....
110. Teacher: Mr. Elliott/Mr. Muhammad
111. Least favourite teacher: Mrs. Khan...
112. Subject: science
113. Subject to talk about: stuff

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: my mom...
115. Who's your dad?: my dad.....
116. Any step-parents?: no
117. Any brothers?: patrick and kent.
118. Any Sisters?:  no...
120. Coolest: my dad's uncle frankie
121. Loudest: ....uncle frankie...
122. Best relative: why should i choose?
123. Worse relative: probably my cousin, dylan... dumbass is probably wanted for like 10,000 dollars now...
124. Do you get along with your parents? i love my parents
125. With your siblings? kinda
126. Does anyone understand you?  only my dad does (in my family)
127. Do you have any pets?:  2 dogs, lady and coco, and 1 cat, elliott.
128. If so, what kind and name?  i just gave them you asshole
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: your mm lol

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? yeah
132. Did you drop out?: no.
133. Your current GPA: suck my dick
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: buy
135. ABC's?: no shit sherlock
136. Favorite class: ugh.
137. Play any sports at school?: hahahahahaha no.
138. Are you popular?  lolno
139. Favourite memory: i dunno
140. Most humiliating moment: when i cried in front of every girl in the locker room
141. Most funniest moment: probably when we had to do some dumb yoga work out thing in science class.
142. Most scared moment: idunno

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: wings
146. Dog: Coco
147. Christina Aguilera: nasty
148. Ricky Martin: who
149. 50 cent: two quarters
150. Poop: shit
151. Beach: tomorrow
152. Desert: Egypt
153. Water: toilet
154. Osama: bin DEAD!!! america FUCK YEAH!
155. Love: stuff
156. Your little brother: don't have one
157. Butt: no u
158. Clowns: honk honk
159. Wonder: woman
16o. Brown: poop
161. Banana: jesse
162. Sex: men and women doing it
163. Parents: parental units
164. Homosexuals: kurt and blaine
165. God: killed a spider with his own bible

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: indeed
167. Heaven: yes
168. Devil: yep
169. Hell: yep
170: Boogy man: no
171. Closet Monsters: nah
172. Fortune tellings: kinda?
173. Magic:  some what
174. Love at first sight: sure
175. Ghosts: hell yeah
176. Voo-doo dolls: nope
177. Reincarnation: nada
178. Yourself: don't stop believin', baby


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: no
180. Do drugs: no
181. Drink alcohol: no
182. Cuss: what the fuck are you talking about
183. Sing in the shower: my secret is out....
184. Like school: sorta
185. Want to get married: yes
186. Type with all of your fingers: yeah
187. Think you're attractive: lol no
188. Drink and drive: no
189. Snore: maybe
190. Sleep walk: no
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: who doesn't

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: no
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: no
194. Told that person how you felt: duh
195. Been arrested: no
196. Gone to jail or juve: no
197. Skateboarded: no
198. Skinny dipped: no
199. Rock climbed: no
200. Killed someone: wouldn't i be in jail if i did
201. Watched porn: NO.........
202. Gone on a road trip: yes
203. Went out of the country: no
204. Talked back to an adult: oh god yes
205. Broken a law: probably
206. Got pulled over: no
208: Cried to get out of trouble: i can't remember, most of the time i cry because i mean it
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: of course, and that got a rumor started about us
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: no
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: lol yes
213. Moon someone: no
214. Shop-lifted: no
215. Worked at McDonald's: no
216. Eaten a dog: no
217. Give money to a homeless person: yes
218. Glued your hand to yourself: yes
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: no
220. Had a one night stand: no
221. Smoked: no
222. Done drugs: no
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: no
224. Slap someone for being stupid: probably
225. Had cyber sex: no
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: every month when i wake up in a puddle of my blood
227. Caught someone doing something: depends
228. Played a game that removes clothing: no
229. Cried during a movie: yes......
230. Cried over someone: yes........
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: last year, he was sweet so bluh
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: no
233. Ran away from home: no
234. Cheated on a test: maybe?


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: maybe..
236. Sky dive: maybe...
237. Swim with dolphins: yes
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: no
239. Try to be the opposite sex: if i was a boy ~
240. Lie to the police: depends
241. Run from the police: no
242. Lie to your parents: depends
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: no
244. Be an exotic dancer: no
245. ????????

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: no
247. Loud: hell fucking yes
248. Nice: when i want to be
249: Outgoing: yes
250: Quiet: only when i'm upset or mad
251. Mean: a lot of times
252. Emotional: yes
253. Sensitive: yes
254. Gay: no
255. Strong: i'm the situation strong bitch
256. Weak: very
257. Caring: i have a big ass heart
258. Dangerous: only if i hate you
259. Crazy: yes
260. Spontaneous: sure?
261. Funny: i happen to know i am a fuckin' comedian
262. Sweet: when i want to be
263. Sharing: i try to share the care
264. Responsible: very
265. Trustworthy: yes
266. Open-minded: all the time
267. Creative: i bleed rainbows for god's sake
268. Cute: lol i wish
269. Slick: nope
270. Smart: probably not
271. Dumb: yes
272. Evil: no
273. Ghetto: no
274. Classy: no
275. Photogenic: no
276. Dependable: yes
277. Greedy: no
278. Ugly: my mother probably got slapped as i came out...
279. Messy: i try not to be
280. Neat: i try to be
281. Perverted: very
282. Silly: yes
283. A B****:  yep, i'm a scorpio
284. A Good Listener: yes
285. A Fighter: no
286. A Party Animal: no
287. A Game Freak: kinda
288. A Computer Freak: oh god yes

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Working in Disney's animation studios
290. Dream house: i have no idea
291. Husband/Wife: whoever i fall in love with
292. Kids: meh
293. Names: ugh
294. Pets: hell yes
295. Car: 1995 volkswagen beetle and a jeep
296. Age you would want to get married: probably around 26-30?
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: whoever i choose. too far in the future to tell
298. Honeymoon: paris bitches

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend:
300. Known the longest: Veronica?
301. Craziest:
302. Loudest: probably me
303. Shyest:
304. Best hair: dont care
305. Best eyes: dont care
306. Best body: stop
307. Most Athletic: skinny people
308. Hot-Tempered: dont care
309. Most impatient: still dont care
310. Shortest: lol
311. Tallest: me
312. Skinniest: def. not me
313. Best singer: dont care
314. Funniest: all of us
315. Can always make you laugh: all of them
316. Wish you talked to more: everyone
317. Wish you saw more: everyone
318. Who drives you insane after a while: dont care
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: everyone
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': i don't know what the next level is
321. Whose always been there when you need them: all of them
322. Who is like your family: for the love of god
323. How many friends do you have?: too many to count?
324. How many are really close? Anna, Corey, Callista, Ashly, Leigh-Anne, Bethany, Corbin?, Olivia and Janine.

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: yesterday when i ate a popsicle
326. Thing you drank: sundrop
327. Thing you wore: i can't remember
328. Thing you did: drew a picture??
329. Place you went: to the store
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: my ears
331. Person you saw: my dad
332. Person you hugged: my dad
333. Person you kissed: Coco's forehead
334. ??????
335. Person you talked to online: Corey
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Text - Taylor ; Phone by Calling - Anna
337. Song you heard: Empire State of Mind
338. Show you saw: Powerpuff Girls
339. Time you fought with your parents: idk
340. Time you fought with a friend: idk
341. Words you said: "what does "photogenic" mean"

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating:  nothing
344. What are you drinking: nothing
345. What are you thinking: nothing
346. What are you wearing: my animal shirt and red shorts
347. What are you doing: typing
349. Hair: ponytail
350. Mood: bored as fuck
351. Listening to: titanium
352. Talking to anyone: taylor and corey
353. Watching anything: no dammit

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: no
355. Are you a carnivore: hell yes
356. Are you heterosexual: yes?
357. Do you like penguins: yes
358. Do you write poetry: no
359. Do you see stupid people: yes
360. You + Me: i'm too good for you
361. Do you like the Osbournes: ozzy osbourne?
362. Can you see flying pigs: are you high
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: yes.
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: no?
366. Are you a zombie: no
367. Am i annoying you: very much so
368. Do you bite your nails: sometimes
369. Can you cross your eyes: yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: yes
371. Have you touched someone's private part: WAT

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: winter
373. Spring or Autumn: spring
374. Shakira or Britney: shakira....
375. MTV or VH1: mtv...
376. Black or White: black
377. Yellow or Pink: yellow
378. Football or Basketball?: football
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: phone
380. Pen or Pencil: pencil
381. Cold or Hot: cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings:  tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: outside
384. Weed or Alcohol: uh...
385. Coke or Pepsi: pepsi
386. Tape or Glue: tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: mcdonalds

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: gross
389. About boy bands: meh...
390. About suicide: no one deserves to feel like they need to take their life
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: go fuck yourself
392. About teen pregnancy: whatever
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: i don't know
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: probably everyone.
395. About gay men: they still have beating hearts

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: nah
397. Current weather right now: hot
398. Current time:  1:40
399. Any shout outs: i'm too tired for that
400. Last thoughts: dicks